If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
There r osticjed everywhere
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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