There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
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At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
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you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
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