If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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