I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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