I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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