with your own penis?
Are we in a gay sports bar?
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
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We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
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You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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