do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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