I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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