I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
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A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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