i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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