He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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