Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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