problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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