Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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