Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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