Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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