What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
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If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
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you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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