the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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