Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
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