my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Its about making memories worth repressing
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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