No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
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I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
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Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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