You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
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He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
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So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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