have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
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i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
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Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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