have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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