You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Randomize
