i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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