Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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