It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
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I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
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Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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