Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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