Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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