he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
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I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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