Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
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you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
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next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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