I could have mohawked her pubes.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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