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Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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