I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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