what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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