Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
So much Jack, so little girl.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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