The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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