____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
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Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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