Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I'm eating all of the evidence.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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