My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
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The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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