I can tuck mytits in my pants
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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