I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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