I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
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So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
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And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Pooping to opera.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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