We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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