yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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