apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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