no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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