That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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