I hate your face
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
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I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
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we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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