Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.