Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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