Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
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Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
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We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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