I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize