love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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