Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
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